These Tits Are Protected By A Smokin' Hot Crazy Guy Shirt

The "Do Not Touch" Warning Label: Protected by a Hot Crazy Guy Tee

Make your status crystal clear with the "These Tits Are Protected By A Smokin' Hot Crazy Guy" Shirt! This tee is the perfect blend of humor, attitude, and affectionate warning, letting everyone know that you come with a built-in, passionate bodyguard.

The design is bold and unforgettable. Centered on the chest, a pair of skeletal hands form a protective shield over the text:

THESE TITTIES ARE PROTECTED By a SMOKIN' HOT CRAZY GUY ...AND HE’LL PUNCH YOU IN THE THROAT.

Crafted from a comfortable and durable cotton/polyester blend, this tee is designed for all-day comfort. It’s breathable for warmer days and soft enough to become your favorite shirt for lounging. Available in an inclusive size range from S to 5XL.