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Major Head Trauma Misprized Possessions Hat

Major Head Trauma Misprized Possessions Hat

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The Major Head Trauma Misprized Possessions Hat

Make a jarring statement with the "Major Head Trauma Misprized Possessions Hat"—an accessory that’s less about fashion and more about artistic distress and dark humor. 

This vintage-style cap comes in a washed-out khaki/tan color, giving it a genuinely worn, battle-hardened appearance right out of the box. The design features deliberate distressing along the brim and crown, giving it the look of a cherished, often-used artifact. The main visual is a shockingly realistic graphic: a simulated bullet hole on the front of the crown, complete with thick dripping blood that streaks down the side and across the brim.

Embroidered below the graphic are the words "MAJOR HEAD TRAUMA" in bold red lettering, followed by "MISPRIZED POSSESSIONS" in black. This provocative combination suggests a story of violence, survival, and the dark value we place on material items.

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